A very disturbing report just in from Mary (her source unknown) states that a London bus answering the Great Piddlesbury's description has been found - details follow:
A London Bus on a disused banana plantation in the hamlet of Dungay, north of Murwillumbah, a country town of 7,000 people in the caldera of an extinct volcano in northern New South Wales but close to the border with Queensland. (This was where IMACGMOH was filmed).
We are very hopeful that this is NOT the Piddlesbury, especially given the idyllic location of it's last report, we anxiously await further clarification. Unfortunately, it could well be our Piddlesbury, as IMACGMOH stands for 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', a TV show popular in England we think. As Keith is a celebrity in his own right, it is just possible he has taken a detour to be part of this show.