After discussion on the List re the possible pilfering of parts of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, the Bridge Police have detained our intrepid monarch. Demonstrations have been held in the Domain, all guests at the party have rallied to his defence. Duchess Daft, Arch Duchess Mary with the impossibly long title, in fact all the royalty in our group have headed to Canberra to protest to our Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. The Camp Fire has been disbanded temporarily until this unseemly misunderstanding has been sorted out.
I pledge the use of the Jelbart Tractor again as a last resort to free King Keith - we are sure he had no intention of souveniring any part of the Bridge.